da jiu: timothy how old are you?
timothy: you are 36 years older than me!
da jiu: really! so how old will i be when you're 50?
timothy: you'll be in heaven!
imagine the shock if you were told you needed to take an entrance exam to get admission into heaven. "you have before you, 50 mcq questions, 2 data response questions and 1 essay response question. you have 2 hours. you may begin."
q1. how many times have you lied?
a. 10 b. 1 000 c. 100 000 d. 10 000 000
erq. is god a woman? justify your answer.
aiya. school's tough. some casualties arising. hardly makes for good dinner conversation.
start something beautiful.